Flotation Devices

Well, I'm pretty sure that my boobs could legally be classified as flotation devices. They are getting ridiculously large (and really heavy -- I'm dragging around what feels like 10 pound weights here!). Of course if anyone actually tried to grab hold of these "flotation devices" they would have their head removed pretty quickly. :) I read in the books that they would be "tender" but I don't think that's really the best description. It should be something more like, "they will hurt so much that should your husband even cast a glance at them you will immediately want to get in the fetal position and cry." The doctor said that the pain will go away once I reach the second trimester. It better, or else I'm coming after her to show her what "tender" really means. :)